Vintage YouPorn Hat

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Written By Nicholas Derk

During my time at YouPorn we switched it’s branding over to a lovely heart motif, but in all truth we believed it was time to move on from the “splooge” logo that had been present during in it’s heyday, culminating in the infamous lambo:

A few years later we were cleaning out the stock room and amongst all the Pornhub apparel we found a few old YouPorn hats that had the previous logo. Since we couldn’t sell them on the official store anymore they just handed them to me. They’ve sat in a closet ever since.

This is not an April Fools joke

Now that I’m selling my own fan-merch for Severance, I thought it would be an un-April Fools prank to sell the remaining hats I have. They’re still new, original tags on them and everything. I’ll even sign one (if you want).

Vintage YouPorn Hat Vintage YouPorn Hat
Vintage YouPorn Hat
US$69.69

Pre-current logo YouPorn hats, carefully kept by one of its former Product Managers and made available to you for an un-april-fools price. Comes in any colour as long as it’s black. Sold as is.

I thought I’d post it here for April Fools but it’s not an April Fools joke, you can really buy these and I’ll really ship them to you (and even autograph them if you want 😋) but quantities are limited so don’t wait 😆

Nicholas Derk

Formerly at the Pornhub Network, still in the adult industry by day. By night, I’m working on the AXIØM family of apps and games including a Private, On-Device AI Digital Friend, a Personal AI Memory app (along with a small, free utility app to turn old iPhones into Voice-Activated Recorders), and a Color Sorting Game for Apple Watch. My hobbies include playing Fallout 76 and Helldivers 2 under “nicholasderk” and keeping up with the best Sci-Fi and Fantasy I can get my hands on (which also let to SVR’D Floor, a fan-store for Severance merch)

http://derk.io
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