Vintage YouPorn Hat
During my time at YouPorn we switched it’s branding over to a lovely heart motif, but in all truth we believed it was time to move on from the “splooge” logo that had been present during in it’s heyday, culminating in the infamous lambo:
A few years later we were cleaning out the stock room and amongst all the Pornhub apparel we found a few old YouPorn hats that had the previous logo. Since we couldn’t sell them on the official store anymore they just handed them to me. They’ve sat in a closet ever since.
This is not an April Fools joke
Now that I’m selling my own fan-merch for Severance, I thought it would be an un-April Fools prank to sell the remaining hats I have. They’re still new, original tags on them and everything. I’ll even sign one (if you want).
I thought I’d post it here for April Fools but it’s not an April Fools joke, you can really buy these and I’ll really ship them to you (and even autograph them if you want 😋) but quantities are limited so don’t wait 😆
