SVR’D Floor March Drops

We’re still coming down from the immense high of the Season 2 Finale of Severance, but we’ve also been so inspired that we’ve come out with some new designs.

"I... I Love You" tee
from US$19.99
Boom! That’s quota.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
"I... I love you." contoured tee
from US$24.99
Boom! That’s quota.

• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

"Let Me Out" mug
from US$19.99

Thanks, boss. Yeah, I fucking love working here.

Artwork by https://www.instagram.com/nathalieinthecity/

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.


"From This Angle" tee
US$29.99
And you're sitting in me right now. The name's a mouthful, or as I say, a “doorful.”

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
"From This Angle" contoured tee
US$29.99
And you're sitting in me right now. The name's a mouthful, or as I say, a “doorful.”

• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

We’re excited to do our part to keep Severance excitement high while we wait for Season 3, and we would appreciate you spending some of the excitement by liking and sharing our SVR’D Floor Instagram posts!

Nicholas Derk

Formerly at the Pornhub Network, still in the adult industry by day. By night, I’m working on the AXIØM family of apps and games including a Private, On-Device AI Digital Friend, a Personal AI Memory app (along with a small, free utility app to turn old iPhones into Voice-Activated Recorders), and a Color Sorting Game for Apple Watch. My hobbies include playing Fallout 76 and Helldivers 2 under “nicholasderk” and keeping up with the best Sci-Fi and Fantasy I can get my hands on (which also let to SVR’D Floor, a fan-store for Severance merch)

http://derk.io
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