Severance T Shirts & Fan Merch–May Drops

Even though Severance has been off the air for months, we had our best month yet in terms of interest. Looks like this isn’t just for us, as Variety spoke to Ben Stiller and Adam Scott about how Severance Season 3 is going.

Don’t forget to follow the Instagrams at @svrdfloor and @nicholasderk to see each of these Severance merchandise pieces as they drop, and check out my @nathalieinthecity for in-progress posts of her incredible artwork.

More Severance Stickers!

Sorry for so many everyone but we wanted them ourselves! Get any of our Severance Stickers from just $2.99!

Severance T-Shirts

Some of the above sticker designs came from t-shirts we also released this past month:

“Bleackin” tees

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"Bleackin" tee
from US$14.99

"Balf! Prepare the neti pot!"

Artwork by https://www.instagram.com/nathalieinthecity/

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

You’re not fooling us with your “warbling” Michael Chernus. Not one… little… bit.

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"Bleackin" contoured tee
from US$19.99

"Balf! Prepare the neti pot!"

Artwork by https://www.instagram.com/nathalieinthecity/

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

“Compunction” tees

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"Compunction" contoured tee
from US$24.99
"I’m afraid you don’t mean it."

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

I both love and hate the Compunction statement LUMON makes the Innies read, it’s both fantastic writing and essentially torturing toddlers. I’d also been wanting to do a Break Room piece of merch so I merged the two.

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"Compunction" tee
from US$19.99
"I’m afraid you don’t mean it."

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

“Vocally” tees

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"Vocally" tee
from US$14.99
"Oh, a handshake is available upon request."

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

I almost cancelled this but Nat responded so positively that I posted it, now weeks later I agree it turned out lovely. The Speaker Box is one of the first things we see in Severance Season One, so this is how I got out my interest in The Board and everything to do with that side-nugget.

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"Vocally" contoured tee
from US$19.99
"Oh, a handshake is available upon request."

• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Tallest Waterfall hoodie

I enjoyed making the last hoodie in April so I wanted to another in May, and had this idea of what would be in the “Dieter Egan National Forest gift shop for Innies.” 😄

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"Tallest Waterfall" hoodie
from US$39.99
"I thought the waterfall's grandeur would satiate you."

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Frolic tattoo

This actually isn’t a product, I properly got Mr. Drummond’s “Frolic” tattooed on the same hand as his.

One last note is I’ll be scaling back the frequency of updates through at least the next year while I work on some other creative projects. They’ll still be regular updates, we have no shortage of ideas, and we always want to hear more about what you all think over on @svrdfloor or on my various social media.

Nicholas Derk

Formerly at the Pornhub Network, still in the adult industry by day. By night, I’m working on the AXIØM family of apps and games including a Private, On-Device AI Digital Friend, a Personal AI Memory app (along with a small, free utility app to turn old iPhones into Voice-Activated Recorders), and a Color Sorting Game for Apple Watch. My hobbies include playing Fallout 76 and Helldivers 2 under “nicholasderk” and keeping up with the best Sci-Fi and Fantasy I can get my hands on (which also let to SVR’D Floor, a fan-store for Severance merch)

http://derk.io
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