Severance T Shirts & Fan Merch–July Drops

We’re likely not to get any official Severance news for awhile but we’re still extolling it’s virtues for soon-to-be fans, and we’ve done a few new Severance Fan Shirts as well!

Severance T Shirts

Western Blunt tees

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"Western Blunt" contoured tee
from US$19.99
"Kid's a genius. You should flunk every other child."

• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Mark and Gemma Scout were couple goals from the start, and we believe this exchange made us all snort! Because of the graphic being a self-contained rectangle we experimented with offering it in multiple t-shirt colours. Let us know which Severance t-shirt style and combination is your favourite!

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"Western Blunt" tee
from US$19.99
"Kid's a genius. You should flunk every other child."

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

“The Hair’s The Same” tees

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"The Hair's The Same" tee
from US$24.99

"No, it's the same guy fighting himself, defeating his own psyche. Ego death."

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

I guess we had Mark & Gemma on the brain, but so did our lovely guest artist for this piece.

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"The Hair's The Same" contoured tee
from US$29.99
"No, it's the same guy fighting himself, defeating his own psyche. Ego death."

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

“How Many More” tees

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"How Many More" contoured tee
from US$29.99
"For Kier."

• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

We are both ride-or-die Mr. Drummond to the point where I got his Frolic tattoo on my hand, literally, so I was overjoyed when @nathalieinthecity showed me this piece.

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"How Many More" tee
from US$24.99
"For Kier."

• 100% cotton
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Severance Bumper Sticker

Still one of the funniest lines in the show yet, I decided I absolutely had to make it a bumper sticker in the style of the “This Car Climbed Mt. Washington.”

"Tallest Waterfall" bumper sticker
US$14.99
"I thought the waterfall's grandeur would satiate you."

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Devour Feculence Embroidered Hat

Our first attempt at adapting our designs to embroidery, we’re happy with how it came out in the form of this Dad Hat!

"Devour Feculence" embroidered hat
US$39.99
It means “eat shit,” Mr. Drummond.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Dyeing—Vietnam
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh or Vietnam
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Items in Green Camo release plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nicholas Ivan Derk and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8738 Rue Waverly, Montreal QC Canada, H2N 1T6 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

As we get more and more distant from Severance Season 2 we’ll be slowing our rate of updates to spend more time on our vocations as well as other projects, but we’ll always be available to chat on the our Severance instagram (as well as our new Severance Threads account) and will keep the pilot light on with new products here and there as we march on to Severance Season 3!

Nicholas Derk

Formerly at the Pornhub Network, still in the adult industry. My hobbies include playing Fallout 76 and Helldivers 2 under “nicholasderk” and iterating on products like AXIØM Energy Sorting Puzzles games for Apple Watch and SVR’D Floor, a fan-store for Severance merch.

http://derk.io
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